In fact, anything to do with duvet covers – except buying new ones.
They’re just too big and they get all twisted and then I get frustrated and angry – which always makes the thing get even more wrigglesome and I’m sure they hide their corners on purpose.
And why do they always turn themselves inside out when they’re in the washing machine – even if you’ve done up all the buttons before putting it in?
Whoever said inanimate objects don’t have minds of their own has obviously never wrestled with a double duvet cover. Not a chance in hell that I’m ever going to get a kingsize.