Germs

My nose is cracked, crusty and sore.
My head feels like a ham in a pressure cooker on full steam.
Violent eyegasm sneezes are plaguing me: all the mess but none of the pleasure.
Snot has deprived me of sleep for three days.
I have a cold and I’m not happy.
I blame the Tories.

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