Despite the fact that it’s January and cold and wet, there’s an astounding number of people wandering around town in the poorest choice of footwear.
Last week I saw a man in flip-flops and yesterday, when there was almost a river (well, a small stream maybe) running down Regent’s Street, I saw numerous girls wearing flimsy little ballet pumps.
It got me thinking about all the things I hate most about feet and the ridiculous things people put on them.
The worst crime is probably the most common – people who insist on wearing shoes at least one size too small.
Why would anyone do that to their feet? It’s just mean and is also thoroughly unpleasant for those of us who might unwittingly catch sight of their foot-pudge squelching out over the top.
This lack of size-sense shows up most in summer when all the badly-fitting sandals come out.
If you’re one of these people – please stop it!
I don’t want to see your toes hanging over the edge of your sandals so they touch the pavement. I don’t want to see your toes if you are not wearing sandals. And if you have manky toes, please keep them covered and don’t inflict them on the rest of us.
Oh, and when it snows – don’t slither around in stilettos like a numpty. Get yourself some appropriate footwear.